What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

A 5oz bird cannot carry a 1lb coconut
28% (17 votes)
Blue, no, yel..........
18% (11 votes)
What do you mean, an African or European swallow
36% (22 votes)
11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour
18% (11 votes)
Total votes: 61